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Provided the scheduling feature on WordPress is working correctly, as you read this, I am on a Valentine’s Day trip that is costing me about $2000.
Ok that’s a lie because I’ll be reimbursed $1500.
And because I’m probably at home lying on my couch.
So what’s with all the lies and deception??!?!?
I’m on drugs.
Or at least I will be when this post goes live.
Why, you ask? Because Liz Lemon, that’s why.
Yes, I scheduled to have my wisdom teeth removed on Valentine’s Day. My boyfriend is currently on the other side of the planet, so I figured I’d be lying on my couch watching movies all alone anyways, I might as well be heavily sedated too.
The dentist guy told me that I’m going to need at least 5 days to recover as one tooth is growing into a nerve (FUN!). In Ontario, it’s a long weekend (Monday is Family Day), so I only had to burn 2 vacation days to get 5 days off. It’s pretty sad that I have to have minor surgery just to get more than Sunday off of work.
Also, I have health benefits at my current job, but as you know, I’m looking for a new job. Who knows if/when I’ll have benefits again, so I wanted to get these suckers out of my face while I’m still covered (and hope there’s not going to be issues if I end up resigning shortly thereafter).
So if I disappear from the Internet for a few days, there is no need to send help (unless it’s in the form of Ryan Gosling). More likely, though, if I post, comment, and/or Tweet things that just don’t make any sense, just pretend it does ok?
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